Oasis finally sign to Apple / April 2021

Noel Gallagher has teamed up with Apple to create a song generator app for iPhone and Macintosh computers. The Gallagher app is a generator that instantly creates song names from a bank of popular Oasis lyrics and words.

A spokesman for Apple has said that "it's basically a database with all the words Gallagher uses the most in his lyrics. For example- 'Roll', 'Shine', 'Feel', 'It', 'D'ya know?'- all feature heavily. By pressing the GENERATE button song names are instantly created. We even included a 'random bracket' thread into the software to add to the authenticity of the project. The accuracy is incredible."

Gallagher, who has given the project his full approval, said "I wish this had been around in the early fookin' nineties! Would have saved me loads of time! Thinking up song names like Round Our Way and Fade In/Out really ate into the valuable studio time of Oasis. I think Be Here Now would have been a decent album if Magic Pie had have been called 'Roll Back' or something simple like this generator provides." Gallagher went on to say "its kind of funny as Liam always wanted Oasis to sign to Apple corps. like the Beatles and I guess we have done that now!"

We gave it a bit of a test run and as you can see below, we think the results are uncanny. Here you are Mr Gallagher, you can have these ones for free!

Feel The Shine
(Old Road) Ain't Goin' Nowhere
Take it on Back
Stamp It Out
Waiting For The Lightning
D'yer Feel Soul Days?
Hey My Silent Pie
Roll It Away
Right Back Where You Started
(All I Need) is a Fade Out
Be Back in that Chair (Man!!)
Roll It Away (reprise)

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